30 Funniest Parenting Tweets This Week From Moms and Dads That Have Mentally Clocked Out (April 3, 2025)

Parenting isn’t so much a journey as it is a never-ending obstacle course where you’re sleep-deprived, covered in crumbs, and constantly negotiating with someone who thinks pants are optional.

You can try to be the calm, collected grown-up in the room—but it’s hard when the room is full of Legos, and your toddler is yelling at a banana. I’m just trying to get my kid to eat something that isn’t beige and stop using the dog as a step stool.

Thankfully, the internet remains a beacon of solidarity. This week’s funniest parenting tweets are the perfect reminder that none of us really know what we’re doing and that’s okay. We’re all just trying to survive on cold coffee and good intentions.

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