July 17, 2025

Having owned pets all my life, I love imagining what secret lives they have when I’m not around. I love giving them unique voices and making them say wild stuff. My dog’s ability to talk trash about squirrels delights me every day.

Cartoonist Scott Metzger is a master of this art. He takes the lives of pets and stirs in a hilarious amount of silliness. His style also kind of reminds me of The Far Side which I have a nostalgic soft spot for.

If you like Scott’s funny comics please support him on his page here: Instagram

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome