20 Pretentious Restaurants Serving Food On Literally Anything Buy A Plate

I’m all for a fancy dining experience. Put on some nice clothes. Go there in an Uber Black. Eat delicious food made by some broken human being who got excellent at one very specific thing. It’s fun.

However, there is a difference between good fancy and pretentious fancy. How do you tell the difference? Well, if your food comes out on VHS copy of Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights, you’ve made a huge mistake.

The following is a bunch of people who made that mistake. Food served on shoes, shovels, and literally everything except a plate. Bone apple tea.

1. This is not ok.

2. Better be some goldfish crackers in there.

3. I’ll wait for it to come on on streaming.

4. This is just disgusting.

5. This Barbie ain’t vegan.

6. I’ll say, these tacos are delicious, but served on half a skateboard is ridiculous.

7. A ’95 Air Max never made me so mad.

8. Jokes on you.

9. Ta-da!

10. At least it catches the grease?

11. A tackle box of apps.

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13. Yeah…that’s a roof tile.

14. Mashed potatoes and gravy…in a basket?

15. I guess the taco have to dry?

16. Pasta sampler on a plank.

17. Ceasar salad on a log….split in twain.

18. Stairway to definitely not heaven.

19. Is it laundry day again?

20. Honestly, thought this was a giant Pez candy at first.